I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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