I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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