at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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