What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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