You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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