i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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