So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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