Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My vagina just recognized that song.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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