How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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