Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
either way he was missing a nipple.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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