You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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