He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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