I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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