Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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