my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
