I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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