I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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