We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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