My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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