have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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