she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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