Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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