He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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