Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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