she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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