Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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