and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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