I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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