was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
