Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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