who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
