Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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