when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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