I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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