I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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