hell yes lets make some ravioli
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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