So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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