is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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