I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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