As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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