Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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