Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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