So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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