what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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