I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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