You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Someone shit on the floor
Buhtt sex?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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