I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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