We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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