I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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