Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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